12th Grade English Proclamations:

I was subbing for one class the other day when this kid (while eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos) said, "I want a girl to lick my butt."

I said, "Not if you eat those things you don't"

7th Grade Science Questions:

This is the best one: If you were under the ocean and you farted, could you breathe your fart so that you could live? Like if you ran out of oxygen in your tanks...?

I said, "Maybe."