Insult party at my house. Wear your nicest clothes and bring any trophies, pictures, art work, poems, certificates of accomplishment, children, beloved pets, etc. so that we can rip you apart with our malicious wit. Next thursday.(Bring beer and some food.) (NOT the beer or food that you would usually bring due to your horrible taste, PLEASE. Just like pick at random, that's probably the only way that you won't screw it up, dummy.)
His blog is usually genius.
